HUMOR SENT IN BY BEERCAN  (thanks Bob)

 

 

PHATASS   " SEZ OR HYPES"

 

                     LOVE POTENT  NO 27 ELIXIR NOW ON SALE  !!!!

INTERFERON BASED, SPECIFICALLY CONCOCTED FOR YOUR SENSUAL ILLUSION

 

STOP BY LA CAVA, AVE CREEPIE, THREE STEPS BELOW

HOURS: 11:51 PM TO 3 AM

MENTION "ADOLPH" AND OUR ELIXIR- ALCOHOLIC WILL INCREASE YOUR

PHYSIC PLEASURE FOR NO EXTRA CHARGE.

 

PHATASS’S MUSE ON EXPERTS?

 

WHAT IS IT? PHATASS SEZ ITS A LAUGHABLE NOUN

 

WEBSTER “A PERSON WITH A HIGH DEGREE OF SKILL

                     OR KNOWLEDGE OF A SPECIFIC SUBJECT”

 

TAKE A LOOK OF THE THIRD AND FOURTH LETTER IN

MOST COMMON PUBLISHER OF DICTIONARY.

 

NO MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID

 

ALL THE FAUX “EXPERTS ALWAYS MORPH INTO NARRATIVES = OPINION !!  “BS” IS ALWAYS PREFACED

WITH OBTUSE WORDS OR HACKNEYED JARGON.

 

MILITARY EXPERTS

FEDERAL RESERVE EXPERTS

FINANCIAL EXPERTS

INTELLIGENT EXPERTS

PRIME TIME TALKING HEADS EXPERTS

MEDICAL EXPERTS

BUREAUCRATIC EXPERTS

 

NO ONE CAN BE A PROGNOSTICATOR OF THE FUTURE

PERIOD….. !!!!! TO CLAIM SO IS TO PRONOUNCE TO ALL

THAT YOU LIE AND YOUR EXPERTISE LIES IN “BS”.

 

ODDS ARE JUST AS POSSIBLE USING CRYSTAL BALLS, TEA LEAVES, MYSTIC SMOKE AND SO FORTH. TRUST YOURSELF FOR YOU HAVE NO AGENDA!