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                             Nine Important Facts To Remember

#9- Death is the number 1 killer in the world

8- Life is sexually transmitted.
7-  health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6-Men have 2 motivations: hunger and sex, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a male with a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2- In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do here, today, may be a burning issue somewhere else, tomorrow.