Nine Important
Facts To Remember
#9- Death is the number 1 killer in the world
8- Life is sexually transmitted.
7- health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.
#6-Men have 2 motivations: hunger and sex, and they
can't tell them apart. If you see a male with a gleam in his eyes, make him a
sandwich.
#5- Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3-All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2- In the 60's, people took LSD to make
the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it
normal.
#1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno
peppers. What you do here, today, may be a burning issue somewhere else,
tomorrow.